You want this, don't you
Yeah, you do! Come here. Come here. I got her with the brush and he got so excited
Yes, come here. Come here. You gotta get up for brushies! Yeah
Yeah, you do! Yeah, do you want brush- Oh! You're not assisting in the brushies
This is not how the brushies process works. You don't eat the brush
You don't eat the brush. You can't brush from inside of you. That- That is hard plastic and metal
How does that- Why do you like biting that? No, you gotta come up here
No! Honey! Honey! On the table. Honey. Honey, please. Yes. Okay. They
You're- Freaking- Would this go better on the floor? Would this go better on the floor
Let's- Let's try this on the floor. Okay? Yeah! I'm gonna brush you- You
You can't- You can't walk. You can't do that. No. There you go
Okay, I got- I got one brush. Brush- Brush counter as- As at two now
We got two brushes. We got Parky. Calm. Calm. Calm. This is
Parker. This is only slightly easier with one hand. You gotta- You gotta hold the Parker still
Because this is Parky. Just- Just- Just- Just- This is- This is
Ugh. That's not how you get brushed. I don't understand why he gets so excited by the brush
And then- Is so contrary. To the brushing experience. Because this is
This is not really- This is not what being brushed is about, my friend. This is not
Ow! That's your claw in my leg. Ow! Ow! That is your claw in my knee
Would you- Would you calm down? This is- This is not how we get brushed. You gotta sit still
Okay, let's try- Parky. Let's try the- Let's try the other side of the thing
It's got the- The- Tight fur catcher on the one end. And the- The little
Wider doodles on the other side. There we go! I got- I got like four brushies in there! That's
That's my most productive brushie bout yet. Oh, I got him! I got
Okay, oh. Parky. You're not being brushied. Oh! That's not how we brush. Honey
Th- That is not how we brush. Parky. Park- Y- Yes. That's
That's your face on the camera. I'm just- I'm just gonna brush. No
No. No. Here. Parky. Hold. Brush. You- That- That is not how that goes
He was just laying down all serenely on my desk. And I thought, hey. I'll brush him while he's being all nice like this. There
There you go! That is- Oh. For like two seconds. You were being so cooperative
Two- Two seconds. Two seconds. Can you- Okay. Oh, nope. Oh, nope
There- There we go. Okay, we got- We got- We got three brushes
Four brushes. Yes. Yes, okay. Okay, are you gonna stand still? Can you stand still
No, you're gonna rub- You're gonna rub your face on it. You're gonna- You're gonna- You're gonna attack it? You can't attack it
This is not how the brushing goes. This is- What are you doing? What are you doing
This is an abomination to the brush gods, my friend. You will not be getting anything for brushmas this year
What are you doing? That is absolutely not how that is used
That is absolutely the opposite of how you use that. You can't brush yourself
Just by rubbing your face on it. Ugh. He's very happy, but he's not being brushed
That is not how that works. That is- Just absolutely not how that works
You'll be hearing about my lawyer for this. That's his now
He wants the brushes, but- His actions are so not conducive to brushing
He's just gonna lick himself a bit. You are ridiculous