One Facebook follies. I asked my computer if it could run Facebook
It said no, but I can help you waste your time more efficiently. Two Twitter Tangles trying to explain a complex idea on Twitter is
like trying to teach quantum physics to a cat. 100 and 40 characters challenge accepted three Instagram irony spent an hour choosing the perfect
filter for my selfie. Now I look exactly like a prettier version of myself for linkedin
Let down updated my linkedin profile waiting for job offers to start rolling in
Meanwhile, my mom endorsed me for cleaning my room. Five Snapchat shenanigans got a Snapchat from my mom asking what is this dog filter
Everyone talks about. Welcome to the world of canine couture mom. Six youtube yawns started my own youtube channel
Turns out people don't flock to watch videos of me narrating my breakfast choices
Shocking. I know seven Pinterest Perils tried a diy project I found on Pinterest nailed it literally my thumb is now part of the wall
art. Eight Tinder trials on Tinder looking for a partner who can handle my terrible puns and love of pizza swipe
right? For cheesy jokes and cheesy crust. Nine Reddit Realities posted a mildly interesting fact on Reddit got three up votes and a comment saying
cool story, bro. Achievement unlocked 10 whatsapp Woes sent a voice message on whatsapp to avoid typing
Now everyone thinks I'm just lazy. Sorry for embracing technology people. 11 Google Plus giggles logged into Google Plus discovered it's still
there was anyone else aware? 12 meme madness spent an hour browsing memes realized I've been laughing at my phone in public memes
One social dignity. 0 13 emoji overdose, texting my friend using only emojis accidentally declared world peace
Got a date and ordered pizza. Emojis are the new universal language
14 viral virtuoso tried to make a video go viral. It went bacterial
Now I have an outbreak of awkwardness on my hands. 15 hashtag hijinks used so many hashtags that my coffee asked for its own hashtag
caffeine comedy. 16 Facebook status shuffle changed my Facebook status to single for five minutes
Received a marriage proposal, three love poems and an invitation to meet the parents
17, linkedin lament updated my linkedin profile picture. Now I'm waiting for headhunters to mistake me for a CEO it could happen
right? 18 Twitter therapy therapist. How do you express your feelings? Me
100 and 40 characters at a time. Doc 19 Instagram intervention joined Instagram
Now my life consists of finding the perfect angle for photos of my lunch food photography gone wrong
20 Snapchat spectacles bought Snapchat spectacles now, I can record my fascinating life of grocery shopping in first person view coming
soon to theaters near you