I'm sure Tat Tap. Have you ever seen an animal that just wasn't any good
Let's do something about that. Shall we? Let's play? Animal inspector made
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the cat, the dodge inspection. So this is like a sillier. Um
much sillier papers, please. I guess I'm a perfect boy. No. It's a dog
so it's not perfect. A truest friend, noble and fierce. He'll be inspected soon
But I don't, I won't wait for that. They're hiring agents. I've already applied
You're a good dog. I won't let them take you. I will
That's not a very good dog. It's a little loud animal inspection
Animal inspector. Oh, hello there. My name is Martha. It is wonderful to meet you
dear. Are you just starting out here as well? Yes. Drag a fish to my mouth
Oh my God. It's the interface is a cat. I quit. I'm not making videos anymore
How exciting. Well, I'm very looking much looking forward to this. It'll be good for me to get out of the house
I just do not get it out as much as I should. Did you see the young man over there
Yes, I do. It's right there. Boop your nose, sir. I tried talking to him earlier
His name is Alan. He was a little rude. So I'm glad that you are here
Oh, but enough of this, I'm very excited to work with you. Well, to work near you in any case he
oh God, they each have different, horrible, monstrous cat faces. This makes me very uncomfortable
You are all the new employees. Ok. Well, I'm in charge here
Um, listen up stuff is pretty straightforward every day. You'll get stack of forms
go through each one and stamp them, prove good or useful animals. Reject bad or useless animals
Don't skip any. You take this job very seriously. Um. Oh, yeah
one more thing, please make sure you comment on every animal you process
explain your reasoning. It's a legal thing. Yeah, I don't know. That's it
Ok. Ok. It's the most terrifying interface. Oh God. It just got worse
That's it. Aren't there, isn't there any training aerobic or something? Um
no, you should address judgment. Let you know if you've screwed up but try not to screw up
Ok. At least try to stack performance on your desk. Turning all of you off easy
but please be thorough. He seems nice. You think so too right now
Hm. Oh, dear. Well, it seems your day is about to get in
I was gonna expect some animals. We try to be a little more enthusiastic dear
These animals need you after all, but they need me to send them to death
Um, we all love this fuzzy dog. Lowly pooch. Get your goof
What is? I don't know what these are. I'm scared. I'm scared to type them
Barely acceptable. I mean, not barely acceptable. Drag a stamp, barely acceptable
Um, I wait. Ok. Get off. I am I supposed to shove it up
I don't know what to do. Oh, ok. Kills mice. Tiny cat
It's not a very tiny cat. He told he kills mice. She doesn't let me touch it back in May
It's funny I'm just gonna prove all the cats, to be quite honest
becomes easily afraid he is family, he is family. What
was that? Ok. Um, welcome back, I guess. Pretty good job yesterday
Pretty good. Some of you and I won't name any names, but you know who you are
I've been a little too liberal with approvals. Oh, I know I should have kicked that dog out
The whole point of this agency is called a herd. That means you can't just blindly let everything through from now on
I'll need you to reject at least one animal you need to do so the strike
Ok, that's it. Ok. All the dogs are gonna die. I'm sorry. Um bad
I'm sorry to hear that dear. My day was grand. This is wonderful and cute animals I had
of course I proved them all so I guess I cannot do that anymore. Good luck today dear
Hey, I never really talked earlier. I'm Ellen. I don't think I'll be here very long
This is the bottom of the barrel stuff sincerely bad. Like really just the worst
you know what I'm saying? Right. Yep. Uh That's right. Parker. Yeah
you get me anyway. Good to meet you snack. No known use
How do I can I see which one is which? Ok, I have three dog dog snack
This is my, this is my approval process. I'm glad you can see Shed's civilian Imperial
Ah, the mic is in front of my camera but as far as cats go
it's poor, but the cat is still better than a dog. So that's how we're gonna go
Well, uh, it's a new day so, um, it's a bit of a space concern
Basically. What I mean is there are some concerns about space, specifically the space all these animals are taking up
I guess what I'm trying to say is please prioritize the rejection of larger animals
All things being equal anyway, anything close to human size, that's close to human size
A people sized animal. Unbelievable. After all the whole point of this
I do. I like space, I guess. Ok, we need to talk. Well, I do
I think I need to explain this but when you come in form, you should try to. Well
I spelled snack completely correctly. I made every, all of my
spellings were amazingly perfect. Please clean up your forms a little bit
Should be a little feather duster standard issue. Ok, I hate this guy
Can I reject him? Don't let it happen. I don't reject that guy
Sorry, I'm a little down today. I heard that Alan has been rejecting all of his animals. I just don't agree with that but does
not want to listen to me. He called me. Well, he said I'm so out of touch
Can you believe it? No, I cannot believe it. Thank you dear. You're so much nicer than Alan also
I'm not proud of it, but I reject an animal. Not a cat. Of course, same
It was just a fish, natural enemy of cats. I think those are the natural prey of cats
But yeah, close enough dear. I just wanted to say thank you. I heard you had a cat in your last stack
Cats are just wonderful. Not everyone understands them like cats. They're very powerful creatures
You know, they shed a lot but all that hair is a use. You can steep it like a nice tea
Drink that twice a day and your skin will go. I'm gonna have to deal with that
I need to be rude, dear. See you tomorrow. Shut up, Alan
Yeah, I did. Well, ok, maybe Allen isn't so bad. Anyway, props
I'm gonna get away pretty much all my animals. Seriously. I got no tolerance of useless things just to get out of pet frog
I spent so much time taking care of that thing. I'd even read stories before bed. I'd sit there and just read to it out
loud. Just me and my frog every night, one day I realized something I was wasting my life
Instead of reading to that frog. I could have been, I don't know, doing homework or something
I could have been learning a new skill and proving myself, you know, all the time I spent with it
What was the point? Do you know what I did? Flushed it. I flushed my frog
I don't know if I'd be here. Otherwise here with a job. I mean, I may not love this job but I want to do
it. Well, I don't care much for Alan. The jog is big
big and also a dog which is bad because dogs are bad
Ok. Um, pants. We're supposed to let ants out of the classroom
I'm gonna reject the ants. Inspector notes. Ants. That's right. Parker. Yeah
it's feather dusted. There we go. Everything's feather dusted. Ok. So, good morning
I just got word from the department head basically. Well, I think you've all been doing great
really great. So great. In fact, they're bumping up the inspection quota. So, um
when they have five animals each to look through also the PG I can reject too because there are more animals
Oh, by the way, I appreciate you rejecting the big dog who's definitely a large animal
Maybe even the largest. It's good to know someone is listening. So
um, yeah, good job though in the future. Well, no, never mind. Oh
dear, that poor dog. It was really neat. The least use flannel. Yes. Yes
it was. It just was not really a dog woman, but, well
I think it made its owners happy. No, it didn't. It enslaved them with its gross dog powers
That's what they do. This job would not be, was not what I thought it would be
I'm trying my best to be familiar to these animals. This is not very easy. Boss is giving us lots of instructions
instructions I do not always agree with. Oh, man, this job, I don't want to say this too loudly
but, well, it's boring. Yeah, a real drag. Very repetitive. God. Can you imagine doing this for the rest of your life
Here's a real appreciation for education. Like, seriously poor Martha. It's basically at the end of her life she's ancient
So old. Can I pull the tongue? No, I can't like, just look at her. Ok
Yikes. And yet this is where everything's led for. And yeah, I'm feeling really happy
That's not me. Like I said, I don't want to be here long. I'll probably make it out of here too
Can I reject Allen? You're good at this, I can tell. Oh
man. So, like, what's all these stacks? Not a good animal in the bunch, right
Said this joy would be tough while I was speaking of course. But wow. Yeah, this far it really isn't
Well, see you kitty, very good. Kitty fits
in, in all places. Very good. Very good. Proved. Oh, you better not give me all cats
Oh, you . What have you done? Collect dust? Oh, no, I have to reject two
Oh, man. Sage is very wise. Nine isn't really an elder. Well
I guess it's moderately old. Hm. It knew that I like cats
didn't it? You, she's still finding her voice. No. Um
I guess we'll do that suddenly. Like this went from cute to being more horrifying than papers
please. Immediately. I'm sorry, Oscar, whatever her name was. Oh
wait, I forgot a note. Hold on. Oh, wait, I didn't even
um, I'm just repeating the utility section honestly. Um
ok, so I'm sorry to say it, but old Mindy has come down with the flu
You know, Mindy. Old Mindy, everyone knows Mindy. Everybody knows Jerry in any case
Um, well, somebody needs to take her place in the cages so that someone is Alan
Yeah. Ok. Well, cool. I'm not for anything all had chosen because it was exemplary
exemplary, um, exemplary performance here these past few weeks. Right on. You
all have been doing well. So, uh, no need to worry about increased quotas. Good work out that everyone
Ok. I have something to say. Well, well, well, here we are again. Look
I get it. Spelling isn't easy. I spelled everything fine. You go to hell
Why don't you spell yourself down a railroad spike? I don't know
You know what? Shut up. That's crazy. I'm
sure glad I know what I'm doing. The problem with any game that tries to spell
check your words is that words, you know, that's right. Pore. You know
there's so many, you know, Port Meadows and, you know, there's a lot of stuff that
you know, words are valuable. You can't, you know, just computationally check words to see if everything is spelled correctly
I just wanted to tell you that I understand. I understand that you had to reject those cats. I'm sure I would have done the
same. I still do not agree. I know this job is important to you and I'm glad there was not Alan that expected those cats
I hope I did not have to make that choice. I, I wish I didn't have to too, anything's better to do in paperwork all
day. Honestly, I'm pumped about it. Very excited. Thrilled. This has been good things for me
I can feel it. Shut up, Alan. Oh, no, not this again
Ok. Good. Alan. Oh my God. That, yeah
I'm so glad. Right? Eats discarded fruit. I'm not sure if I wanna say no
I have to say yes to the cat. Outer cats, adventurous kills birds
bird kills birds. A net production in animals. All
right. I don't care. Useless dogs take space. You know what es Terry
I didn't expect to reject more than I was, was necessary. Wait
no, that wasn't more than necessary. Um, turtle devo, are we not men
We are. Turtle Devo has been our family since then. He meant something
All right. Fish. I won Martin at the Cubs game. He's my favorite animal
Favorite animal, bird dancing squawks. I haven't slept through the night. Is
there some reason that birds are just make the worst noises in the universe
Well, I think I speak for all of us when I say documentaries are great documentaries
Are important government tools. They show the public that we're just like them
My favorite documentary is um oh, I forget the title, but it's about a wolf phrase by geese
The wolf grows up and eats the cheese. It's a good allegory for life
It's a message we can all learn from. I agree. In any case
is this supposed to be a wolf? I, I can't even tell, I guess this is a wolf
There's a reason I'm bringing this up, believe it or not. I've been making a documentary about this department
So in order to present us all in the best possible light, I'm asking you
Well, I'm telling you, actually, I'm telling you to prove all of your animals today
Understood. Yes. Good, great. Um Oh, an announcement before you start your day
it seems that Alan is no longer with us. They told me to reject human sized animals and Alan is by definition
a human sized animal. There's an issue in the cages slight mix up
It's uh nothing too much to worry about, but, well, that's what's going on
He was a good employee, a good boy. He'll be pissed. Rest in pieces
Alan. Oh, dear. What could have happened to Alan? I did not like him much
This is very concerning, dear. I told you, I've heard bad things about this place
I hope the boss does not ask me to go there. I'm a little worn down dear. This documentary will be very exciting though
I think, to be honest, I'm very happy about that means we don't have to reject any animals
I will tell you though. I'm being a little worried about my cats. They've not come up for inspection yet
It's very anxious. I just want them to be ok. Ah, I have to approve this
That one's ok. Food for J, playing for the fjords. He's
just pining. Hm. Fix. He
just pining for the fjords. It's fine. Ah, she smells bad but I refuse to clean any decent animal
You made me improve this. Oh God, I hate this thing. I'm
gonna get dog owner comments. Aren't I a very good cat? Wait
I can't use interesting words. Ok. I don't want to say Chomper is gonna have a be like that's not a word
I don't care. Everything here is a feeder. Oh
I can't say 80 K. The spelling thing is so unnecessary and dumb
Here we go. Well, day is coming gone. That's doc day by the way or D day
Documentary day. I thought it was just stuttering. It's not like I want you to reject animals BCA because they were filming a
documentary and documentary starts with ad. Ok. Well, anyway, I have good news and bad news
Good news is that the filling went well. They all the shots they needed
They're done with this office, the bad news. They are now extremely behind in rejecting quotas
So, um, they're going to need you all to reject everything today. All
no exceptions. Oh, goodness. That things are getting better around here. Yesterday was so nice
But today will be awful. I'm not sure if I can do it. Maybe all of our animals will be bad today
That's possible. Right, dear. Yes. Sure. Yes, that might be what happens
It's only bad animals today. Bad. Oh, look at this disgusting thing
I wanna punch it. Awful, awful, clean
that up. All right. Oh, yes. They're all dogs, aren't they? They better be stupid
Stupid, even tidy that up. Oh
is that my own cat or something? What happened? Is that my cat
Oh, no, it's worth, it's cat. Oh, no. What? I
don't know. I don't want to get a game over. I don't know if that's a
that's a fish. All right. Nature. Rude, cheerful
displaces water. Local boys get a real kick out of him. Fish
I'm sorry, Martha. I wonder if there's like multiple endings. My mother had a saying
hang in there. I don't think she made it up but she sure she had it a lot
Um, I guess what I'm trying to say is I know things are rough. I remember to hang in there
Um, with that being said, Mindy is sick again. Good old Mindy
She's really been sick a lot recently. He's suspicious. Well, Alan took over last time and
um, well, he's not with us anymore. So this is your turn. You have to take over from Mindy
Ok. Just head down to the cages. I'll follow you down to your instructions
dear. I know you're only doing your job, but I just cannot look at you right now
You could have saved her. I would have got fired or something. It's a lot to ask of you
but I still had hope all. Welcome to the cages. Probably wondering where all the actual cages are
Rest assured there are definitely some cages in here, but they're behind a few more doors
I don't like where this is going. I don't even know your name. You'll see them soon first
Sure. You have a few questions. You wanna ask what this place is? Yes
Yes, I thought so. Well, I'll tell you you've been part of a little experiment. Well
I guess it's more of a big experiment. But anyways, I have a few questions for you
Then I'll explain everything. Please try to answer as honestly as possible. Um First question
Have you noticed anything odd during your time here? Very, yes. Interesting
Next question is school, this organization clear to you? Yes. Ok. Let me just write that down
Third question. Would you describe everyone here as normal? No. Uh We describe Martha as abnormal
but no, about me. Weird rude. I did ask though. Hm. Well
I think we're just about done around here. Thanks very much for your time. So I guess
you know, so there's something funny going on. Well, I'll explain a few things. So
first of all, Alan, rest in peace. Alan wasn't a real person
What I mean by that is that Alan wasn't always the way he was
The Ellen you were interacting with is actually an animal. A dog
Rest in pieces. Alan though. No. Yeah. Well, I think it's me anyways
look, we've been researching how to train animals to do menial labor. Like your job stamping farms
we train animals to do it. Of course, to them, we have to set them up with nicer brains
We seed those brains with human memories so they can actually function in Alan's case
We gave them Alan's memories. Alan, the dog's case, we have the dog
Alan's memory, the human, an Alan, not that the dog Alan's name was certainly Alan too
I mean, that would have been a weird coincidence. That's such a reasonable thing to do
D definitely don't, you know, have a computer or a robot, do it
train, you know, brilliant animals when you have someone's memories, kind of freak out when you don't actually look like them
So let me make that happen. Look, I won't get into the specifics but like technology is pretty advanced these days
So you can basically make an animal fast as human. We don't know how to pay them
It's all these pets we've been rejecting, they're an untapped workforce and we're tapping them
of course, did notice that something was off, so we still have some work to do
Yeah. Makes sense. At least Martha's cat's alive in a way. I just want to say you've been a good employee
So there's like fish people out there, that's fine. You haven't caused too much trouble
Bone a rocking. Um, well, anyway, I heard you have a dog that you can pull a few strings
Ah, I should have saved Martha's thing and let my dog die. I don't think you need to worry dot Dot dot Really
Not even a thank you. It's really sticking my neck out there for you. Well, you know what
maybe I changed my mind. A dog's toast. Sure. That's fine. I mean
not actual toast, weird expression. Consider it rejected though. I've got no patience for he
that matters whatever, bro. I don't want that dog anyway. I completely forgot about my dog anyway
He's dead now. Sorry, not, sorry. I
wonder if something different happens when you wait game over. Is this one of those games that just always ends in game over or is
that like an actual bad end? What is save? Oh
what is this snack? Snack was the best. I'm gonna see if I can save Martha's cat
I don't care about Allen though. Allen's this game auto saves, I guess it's
it auto saves. You can't save scum. Well, it's, I wonder if I can just can
I just spam through here and if we get to the dog choice. I'll approve the
I'll get the dog approved this time. I forgot. I even had a dog
Oh, my gosh. Come on. Ok. No. What
if I make it my only mistake? What if saving Martha's thing is the only mistake I make
I wonder, can I? All right. Don't care. Oh
come on. I, I really don't wanna have to click a billion times
Yeah. The warehouse. Cool. Yeah. Sure
I don't really want to cook 18,000 times. Maybe I'll do it later. Maybe I won't, I don't know